Bring Back the Track!

2009-09-22 juicy2009-09-22 juicy2It's shameful, I know.  But I recently just purchased a Juicy track sweater! And the reason is even scarier than the purchase.  It was because it was comfortable!  My god! What's next, comfortable shoes?  UGGs? Crocs? I don't know what. I feel like I've opened a Pandora's Box of old people stuff because that's pretty much where I'm headed if I'm buying stuff for comfort.  But if I'm doomed, at least I'll be doomed in Juicy which is probably the more acceptable choice of the "jammies I can where outside" category. To make up for being old, I'll just dress extra hoochie this weekend.  There, equilibrium restored.

Buy of the Week: Boyfriend Blazers

2009-09-21 boyfriend blazers2009-09-21 bf blazers2These are KennaT pinstripe boyfriend blazers and they are all the rage. Boyfriend blazers are perfect for every occasion; if those occasions include skinny jeans or leggings.  I'm a fan. They're basically really long blazers that make you look skinny. Paired with tight jeans/leggings and a tshirt, they automatically make you look like a skinny British rocker chick or David Bowie. If you can't afford this KennaT blazer, they also have cheaper ones at Urban Outfitters and Express. I hope Jessica Simpson reads this and starts embracing boyfriend blazers because her boyfriend just dumped her and she needs to start looking skinnier.  Beats actually getting skinnier Jess.

Hermione + Burberry = Amazing

2009-09-20 burberry32009-09-20 burberry Whoever thought Hermione could sell trenchcoats was a genius, because after seeing these ads I totally NEED a burberry trenchcoat.  Emma Watson should thank Kate Moss for being a total cokehead and losing the Burberry campaign and handing it over to her.  And thanks to Emma Watson, Burberry is no longer just for old women and pretentious bitches who match their umbrellas with their scarves.  Hermione has single-handedly made Burberry hip, young and chic.  That's no small feat.  Their main design is plaid for god sakes.  But, it looks amazing and now I'm obsessed with owning a piece of Burberry.  Drape me in plaid. We loves it.

Drape Me in Leatha!

2009-09-16 leather2009-09-16 leather22009-09-16 leather3 This season, it's all about the leatha!  Leather pants, leather jackets, leather vests, everything that you can find that is made of an animal's old skin is awesome.  I tried on a faux leather jacket yesterday and it was cute.  Well it was kinda cute until i tried on a REAL leather jacket.  People say the faux is just the same, but oh how they are wrong.  It is not the same! Real leather is so much softer, and slicker and waaaay more expensive, which is an indication of why it is sooo much better.  Pairing leather with anything automatically makes you a badass. For example, if you own a leather jacket, then you're a badass who owns a motorcycle.  If you own leather pants, then you're a badass rockstar. And if you owned an entire leather jumpsuit with a leather whip then you're one scary and kinda creepy badass sexual deviant.  Any which way you look at it, it's all gold.  I don't think that I need to convince anyone further of the awesomeness that is leather.  So be a badass and drape yourself in leatha!