Down With JCrew! (after I buy these booties)

Oh. My. God. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I totally support the purchase of these fringe booties by....JCrew.  I shamefully think that these booties are really cute cause they're grey and cause they're fringey-two things that I enjoy.  Don't get me wrong though! I still think JCrew is ridiculous.  And I will ridicule any semi-overweight chick in her Tory Burch flats who decides to buy a $4,000.00 paisley cardigan.  I mean that's just common sense! I am still outraged and will forever admonish all who love this evil that is JCrew.  However, I am totally bewitched right now by their magic and I totally think these booties are cute.  But don't worry, I have not lost sight of my goal and my hatred for JCrew. I am still all about singlehandedly bringing down this evil.  "Down With JCrew!!"--just after I buy these booties.

NYC Fashion Week Day 2: Beauty and Gla-More!

NYC Fashion Week Day 2 did not disappoint in the glamour quotient.  Here are some pretty amazing pieces by Venexiana.  Not the kind of stuff you’re gonna be seeing at your local prom. They sparkle, they float, they bring you back to a world where pretty people don’t ever sweat or use the bathroom cause they were  that cool.  Like Audrey Hepburn circa Roman Holiday. We love it.

Twas the First Day of Fashion Week

New York is currently all aflutter with the sounds of tiny little model's feet prancing and indulging in the three C's: couture, champagne and cigarettes. It sounds amazing doesn't it?  Well, it is amazing.  So, since we live in the real world and can't be a part of this fashion utopia, I'm going to try to bring fashion week to you with a couple of amazing dresses by BCBG Max Azria from the first day of NYC Fashion Week.  This collection has to be amazing because it's from the same man who brought you the feared bandage dresses! (Herve Leger designer).  And any man that can make me look better than Halle Berry when in a bandage dress needs some praise.  There's lots of color, a whole lot of chiffon and a tinge of edginess.  We love it.  Therefore, I am going to salute BCBG and Fashion Week by not eating, looking dead, drinking champagne, smoking cigarettes and indulging in all things couture.  Fashion is so fun!!

Oxfords: Not Just For Harvard Boys Anymore

Oxfords are making a fierce come-back. And by comeback I mean from like, the 1920's when women thought it was revolutionary to wear pants.  Now, Harvard boys no longer have the monopoly to wear oxfords with their argyle socks and navy blazers. Girls can wear oxfords with argyle socks and navy blazers too! Of course, ironically, girls look way better in oxfords than boys, who basically look like pretentious assholes when they wear oxfords casually. It's hard to believe that men's shoes can be cute.  So gaze on Olivia Palermo's ensemble.  Despite being completely talentless and evil, her silver oxfords are adorable.  Of course, I don't know of any other outfit where oxfords would be cute, so just stick to this outfit--and only this outfit.