Be Sienna Miller For Cheap!

The pink BCBG dress is so adorable and is surprisingly also affordable.  It's only $238.00 and is very reminiscent of Sienna Miller's white Marchesa except way not as pretty.  Look, I'm not even going to pretend like these dresses are comparable other than the fact that they both have giant flowers on them. We all know that when we put the cheap comparable on our bodies, no matter how close it came to the real thing never looks anything like the awesome expensive version.  And sometimes even gives you a rash and blisters.  But, then again, we're not Sienna Miller and the BCBG dress is not Marchesa.  You won't look like a white satin fairy princess in the BCBG, but you also didn't spend $5,000.00.  So, you get what you pay for, and in this case, it's a cheap Sienna Miller.

Tiffany's Buy of the Week!

I don't even know why I need to say anything awesome to convince someone to get this.  Just look at it!  It's Tiffany's, it's gold, it has your initial on it.  It's sure to make you look cool and classy without looking like you tried to be cool and classy.  Plus it's new at Tiffany's, so you better enjoy it before Target gets the recipe and starts mass producing them.  We loves it.

Rompers: Cute or Just Inconvenient?

I will be the first to admit that I totally don't get rompers and I KNOW I'm not the only one.  First of all, I'm not sure if they're even cute.  I mean it's two separate pieces sewn together. Why? Laziness?  Cause we can eliminate one step when dressing? I don't know. However, if we suspend our disbelief and accept that rompers are cute and you decide to wear one, then how the heck do you use the bathroom?  It's sewn together! Does this mean that you have to take the whole thing off and go naked when you pee? Or do you just not pee? And if the rule for rompers is that you don't pee, then how long can you wear one for and not need to pee?  I need to know from someone that has worn a romper to tell me what the socially acceptable thing is to do while in a romper; because I just do not feel comfortable getting naked in a public bathroom--I just do not! Until then, I'm going to wear what I like to call shirts and shorts.  They're just like rompers, except they're not sewn together!

Bandage Dresses: So What if I Can't Breathe!

Herve Leger makes some amazing dresses--mostly because you have to have magic powers in order to shrink your body to wear them.  We all want them, but we all fear them.  This past weekend I was in Vegas and decided that I would try on an Herve Leger bandage dress because I wanted to feel all Halle Berry.  And I have to say, I did not succeed.  That is because I was better than Halle Berry!  When I put on that shimmery gold one shoulder bandage dress, I felt like Cleopatra in the midst of all who worshipped her and how totally hot she was.  It was so incredible to have the power of pretty.  Approximately 1 minute after having that moment, my eyes went black cause I can't really hold my breath for that long.  Plus it was all I could do from vomiting from all my stomach contents pushed up to my neck.  But oh the feeling.  Highly recommend! (But not if you're fat, cause then you'll die--for sure).