I was at a Bruno Mars concert last night that was amazing. That little guy can sang! He's also the tiniest little hottie ever. When he was singing some Ginuwine, I just wanted to put him in my pocket like a little pocket vibrator that sings My Pony. Bruno aside however, I was shocked to discover that there were concert goers that did not quite understand concert etiquette. For one, you don't block a thirty-something cougar from rushing her way to the front. Second, if you're standing on the floor, don't turn around looking at me with disgust because you got pushed a little bit. Hello, you're at the front, did you think that you were entitled to standing there just because you're standing there? Move over bitch! If you don't want to get pushed, go stand in the back with the other losers. If you're in the front, dig your heels in and stake your claim to see your man! Third, don't get annoyed when the Asian chick behind you starts screaming "I want to bite your toosh Bruno Mars" Last time I checked, we were at a concert, not the library, so put your stink-eye away. So, in total, if you're going to be at a concert, standing at the front, you better be annoyingly fun, because you being normal is actually what is the most annoying.
If you haven't noticed already, I love very simple outfits. Most of the time, my outfits consist of only about 3 pieces. Layering is cute and I love how all kinds of different textures can be mixed together and blah blah blah. But sometimes, now correct me if I'm wrong, but sometimes, while trying to put together a layering look you end up looking like the little brother from A Christmas Story running down the street like a giant heap of walking laundry. I happen to know, that heap of walking laundry was me this morning before I took off like two layers. What's left was an LBD and some sneakers.
I have long been a fan of the "new" Liam Neeson. You know, the one that only makes Taken movies and different renditions of Taken movies. I have to say, I'm totally on board. He's the new Bruce Willis but without all the witty banter. Just a dude that has stuff taken from him and he's going to hunt you down and kill you to get it back. So far I've enjoyed both Taken movies, Taken on a plane, Taken with identity theft, and Taken with serial killers. Liam Neeson was once in Schindler's List, Rob Roy and Love Actually. All great epic movies. But now, all I want is to see someone take something from him, so that he can go absolutely berserk. So, Liam Neeson, I beg you, please never stop going after what you've lost.
My new Dior glasses are one of my absolutely new favorite items ever made in the world...ever. They are so weird and cool and make me look like a life-size anime character. Major ups. However, the best part about these glasses was when I was buying them, the salesperson told me that Pharell and Rihanna also had them. Um ok. Sure, because I'm JUST like Pharell and Rihanna. Now, I'm not sure why this had anything to do with me since I'm pretty sure an Asian girl with a bowl haircut and blunt bangs has nothing in common with a guy so cool that people thought he was a vampire and pop star that is so cool that she can wear an old lady bra as a top and is BFF's with Jay-Z. As if, buying these Dior glasses will make me anywhere near as cool as them? I mean, nice try. I appreciate the effort though because I'm pretty sure that will be the only time in my lifetime that I will hear the names Pharell, Rihanna and mine in the same breath without it being a totally cruel joke.