It's shameful, I know. But I recently just purchased a Juicy track sweater! And the reason is even scarier than the purchase. It was because it was comfortable! My god! What's next, comfortable shoes? UGGs? Crocs? I don't know what. I feel like I've opened a Pandora's Box of old people stuff because that's pretty much where I'm headed if I'm buying stuff for comfort. But if I'm doomed, at least I'll be doomed in Juicy which is probably the more acceptable choice of the "jammies I can where outside" category. To make up for being old, I'll just dress extra hoochie this weekend. There, equilibrium restored.