Winter is Furry Hat Season!

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I have always wanted a furry hat in the winter.  It could be the primal woman inside me, but they just look so comfortable and warm.  I analogize my need for a furry hat to the need to have UGGs. The reason every girl owns a pair of those wretched boots is because we just want to have our feet warm! It's for those days when the cold is so bitter that you can't pretend your cute Burberry boots are going to save you from frostbite or from possibly losing that little toe that always gets smashed to the side. So of course I recognise that furry hats are ridiculous. But sometimes, I just want my head to be warm. Besides, the model in the picture looks cute with her furry hat. Now, I just need to figure out where to get a full leopard ensemble to match my furry hat.

Bring Back the Track!

2009-09-22 juicy2009-09-22 juicy2It's shameful, I know.  But I recently just purchased a Juicy track sweater! And the reason is even scarier than the purchase.  It was because it was comfortable!  My god! What's next, comfortable shoes?  UGGs? Crocs? I don't know what. I feel like I've opened a Pandora's Box of old people stuff because that's pretty much where I'm headed if I'm buying stuff for comfort.  But if I'm doomed, at least I'll be doomed in Juicy which is probably the more acceptable choice of the "jammies I can where outside" category. To make up for being old, I'll just dress extra hoochie this weekend.  There, equilibrium restored.

Buy of the Week: Boyfriend Blazers

2009-09-21 boyfriend blazers2009-09-21 bf blazers2These are KennaT pinstripe boyfriend blazers and they are all the rage. Boyfriend blazers are perfect for every occasion; if those occasions include skinny jeans or leggings.  I'm a fan. They're basically really long blazers that make you look skinny. Paired with tight jeans/leggings and a tshirt, they automatically make you look like a skinny British rocker chick or David Bowie. If you can't afford this KennaT blazer, they also have cheaper ones at Urban Outfitters and Express. I hope Jessica Simpson reads this and starts embracing boyfriend blazers because her boyfriend just dumped her and she needs to start looking skinnier.  Beats actually getting skinnier Jess.

Hermione + Burberry = Amazing

2009-09-20 burberry32009-09-20 burberry Whoever thought Hermione could sell trenchcoats was a genius, because after seeing these ads I totally NEED a burberry trenchcoat.  Emma Watson should thank Kate Moss for being a total cokehead and losing the Burberry campaign and handing it over to her.  And thanks to Emma Watson, Burberry is no longer just for old women and pretentious bitches who match their umbrellas with their scarves.  Hermione has single-handedly made Burberry hip, young and chic.  That's no small feat.  Their main design is plaid for god sakes.  But, it looks amazing and now I'm obsessed with owning a piece of Burberry.  Drape me in plaid. We loves it.