Yesterday I went out to pick up some take-out when I realized that I was dressed like a yuppie hobo. That is I looked like a hobo, but a hobo in a Northface jacket, oversized wind pants, and flip flops. The whole time when I was ordering my Pad Thai, I was wondering if anyone even knew that they may have seen me in a past copy of InStyle Magazine. Then the guy called out my number but I didn't notice so he screamed "girl in the big pants, this one's yours" and I realized that nope, nobody knew about that InStyle thing. I wasn't sure at the time if I should be proud or ashamed about this, but upon reflection I think I know the proper feeling now. #can'tbeproudinwindpants