Guys, people of the male species, this is for you and I hope you're listening. Girls like bags. Girls love bags. That's all you need to know, and that's all you will ever need to know. As of late, I have had the misfortune of seeing the most beautiful bags ever made with gold trimmings galore and having to turn my back on them because I'm poor. At the same time, I have never heard so many complaints from boys about our obsession with purses. The first complaint: "do you really need that?" And the second complaint: "why are they so expensive?" Well, boys today I will give you the answers to these questions, so that you can stop being assholes and sucking all the fun out of a woman's life. Number one, do we really need that? Yes, we do. Just like guys who rudely find themselves glued to the basketball game at the bar of their girlfriend's birthday dinner while the entire party waits for him to come back to the table in his tennis shoes and stonewashed jeans; girls NEED to feel the beauty of baby calf leather draped around their arms. It's like giving birth in the wild; it's all instinctual. Number two, why are they so expensive? I'm gonna have to answer this question with some guy logic. Pearls of wisdom that work not only for every single guy out there regarding a self-respecting woman, but surprisingly also applies to purses; and that answer is "Who Cares? Just shut up and give it to me!" So there, tis the season once again to stop the whining and hit up the local Chanel, pop in and get that quilted bag with the gold chained handles for that special girl in your life. And as a tip, if you guys are still not convinced about the power of the purse, bags can also be interchanged with something called diamonds. Just saying.

Bags...Why ask Why?

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