Wear What You Want To Work Day

Banana Republic shirt, Club Monaco skirt, Audrey Brooke shoes c/o DSW, Ralph Lauren portfolio, Ray-Ban sunglasses

Banana Republic shirt, Club Monaco skirt, Audrey Brooke shoes c/o DSW, Ralph Lauren portfolio, Ray-Ban sunglasses

I'm breaking all the rules today with my work outfit. But the beauty of working for yourself is that there are no rules, because there's no bad guy boss to tell you that your ass is hanging out of your skirt or that your shirt is too big because it's your husband's or that they know there's nothing in your portfolio but your cell phone and $20 bucks for coffee and lunch at Chairman Bao. Seriously, someone really needs to tell me to get some work done. 

Audrey Brooke shoes c/o DSW, Hermes and Vita Fede bracelets, Michele watch, Cartier and Erica Anenberg rings

Audrey Brooke shoes c/o DSW, Hermes and Vita Fede bracelets, Michele watch, Cartier and Erica Anenberg rings

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Rose Gold Lame´ & DSW

What can you get to wear that matches with a rose gold lame´ skirt? Surprisingly, a lot of things match with gold lame´, they just also make you look like a disco queen from the 70's which is not entirely a bad thing, but can be a *little* overbearing when you just want to grab a cappuccino and read smutty magazines. But I think I appropriately toned down the lame´ with a cool tee and these amazing grey Giuseppe Zanotti pumps from DSW

I don't know if you have ever been to DSW in San Francisco, but to me, it is the biggest little hidden gem in town. Literally the BIGGEST. The store is four stories full of shoes of every single style at every single price point. I needed a bottle of water, a Powerbar and a caddie to carry my shoe booty by the time I reached the second floor. It was amazing. Even more amazing than the amount of shoes offered, were these Giuseppe Zanotti pumps for 70% off!! And better still, the shoes show toe cleavage...the best part of my feet. Perfection.

DSW in San Francisco is located at 400 Post St., San Francisco, CA 94102. You can also buy online at www.dsw.com

Giuseppe Zanotti heels c/o DSW, Vita Fede and Anarchy Street bracelets

Giuseppe Zanotti heels c/o DSW, Vita Fede and Anarchy Street bracelets

Skorts and Sporks

To me, skorts and sporks are pretty much the same kind of worthless animal. They're both combination of two very useful things that when combined become one very worthless thing. Let's be honest here, your spork can't scoop soup or pick up meat with it's pathetic tiny prongs. Similarly, a skort is weird because they look ridiculous as shorts and they also look ridiculous skirts because there's shorts underneath.  And, if my understanding is correct, there isn't even a utilitarian reason to have them be combined. And just because I'm actually wearing this skort and I actually kinda love it and it actually does look cute does NOT mean that I support it because I'm not sure yet if it's the shorts that's making it cute or the skirt.  Until I figure it out, skirts are going into the same category as sporks and rompers: Love them? Or Love them, but not together because you actually want to eat your food, or because you don't want to get completely naked in a public bathroom just to pee, or because pants and skirts together is a lot of fabric that might make your booty look big and sweaty because of overheating. Decisions, decisions.  

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It's Easy Being Green

Just in case you were wondering what you should wear if you ever have to be Kermit the Frog for a live performance of "It's Not Easy Being Green," I have your answer here. I went with this green maxi dress and flower crown for a very earthy Kermit. My other option was a green felt unitard and some fake frog ears, which admittedly, did not look that bad on me. I went with this ensemble to be less controversial. I mean my performance was right before a woman who was going to sing "Ave Maria" and "Memory," and I thought a felt unitard might seem mocking.  

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