I'm breaking all the rules today with my work outfit. But the beauty of working for yourself is that there are no rules, because there's no bad guy boss to tell you that your ass is hanging out of your skirt or that your shirt is too big because it's your husband's or that they know there's nothing in your portfolio but your cell phone and $20 bucks for coffee and lunch at Chairman Bao. Seriously, someone really needs to tell me to get some work done.