Two! Two Rings in One!

I do not know when crazy brass knuckles transformed into cute little rings, but they have and I want one!  These double-fingered rings turn any outfit into instant cool.  For instance, when you shut off all that whining coming from Lauren Conrad, you'll notice that she is wearing an uber cute double-fingered ring.  Adorable. Adorable like tiny little finger-cuffs! Class and sass, we loves it. (The ring to the left is by Elizabeth and James.)

Winter is Furry Hat Season!

I have always wanted a furry hat in the winter.  It could be the primal woman inside me, but they just look so comfortable and warm.  I analogize my need for a furry hat to the need to have UGGs. The reason every girl owns a pair of those wretched boots is because we just want to have our feet warm! It's for those days when the cold is so bitter that you can't pretend your cute Burberry boots are going to save you from frostbite or from possibly losing that little toe that always gets smashed to the side. So of course I recognise that furry hats are ridiculous. But sometimes, I just want my head to be warm. Besides, the model in the picture looks cute with her furry hat. Now, I just need to figure out where to get a full leopard ensemble to match my furry hat.

Bring Back the Track!

It's shameful, I know.  But I recently just purchased a Juicy track sweater! And the reason is even scarier than the purchase.  It was because it was comfortable!  My god! What's next, comfortable shoes?  UGGs? Crocs? I don't know what. I feel like I've opened a Pandora's Box of old people stuff because that's pretty much where I'm headed if I'm buying stuff for comfort.  But if I'm doomed, at least I'll be doomed in Juicy which is probably the more acceptable choice of the "jammies I can where outside" category. To make up for being old, I'll just dress extra hoochie this weekend.  There, equilibrium restored.

Buy of the Week: Boyfriend Blazers

These are KennaT pinstripe boyfriend blazers and they are all the rage. Boyfriend blazers are perfect for every occasion; if those occasions include skinny jeans or leggings.  I'm a fan. They're basically really long blazers that make you look skinny. Paired with tight jeans/leggings and a tshirt, they automatically make you look like a skinny British rocker chick or David Bowie. If you can't afford this KennaT blazer, they also have cheaper ones at Urban Outfitters and Express. I hope Jessica Simpson reads this and starts embracing boyfriend blazers because her boyfriend just dumped her and she needs to start looking skinnier.  Beats actually getting skinnier Jess.