The “New” Powersuit

I received an email from Guess today promoting their “new” powersuit with a girl dressed in that:  A crop top jacket and skintight white pants.  I need a suit that looks like that like I need an STD.  It makes me wonder where Guess thinks girls are going when they wear suits.  In case Guess, you don’t know, girls who wear suits are going to work.  They are NOT going out to meet up with their homegirl, JWOWW.  Guess also suggested that if I were to wear that suit, that I also buy those shoes made of fishnet stockings.  To complete the look of course.  Also to complete the look, “dolla” bills in my g-string.