Sooooooo...the nail ladies are on to me and now I have to find a new nail place to get my nails done. For the last three years I've been able to blissfully get my nails done and spy on all my nail ladies as they talk all kinds of smack about their patrons in Vietnamese because they thought I couldn't understand Vietnamese because they assumed I was Chinese. It was amazing. But now, I think that they're on to me. Mostly because one of the nail ladies said in Vietnamese "I'm on to her" and then kept shouting "don't speak Vietnamese" every time I come in. This has made every visit increasingly uncomfortable, knowing that they're secretly judging me and knowing that I know that I lied for the last three years and that I have understood every vile thing that they have said about everyone, and that the minute I walk out of there they are going to say the most vile things about me! How dare they! Now, I'm sitting in my massage chair, totally silent, in sunglasses, still pretending not to know what they're saying even though--they know that I know! I bypass the hand massage, the foot massage, the lotions, the cuticle treatments and the cool drying fan just so I can get out of there; because nobody can shame and embarrass you more by not saying one goddam word than Vietnamese nail ladies out to get you. Anyone know a good nail place...where I could pass for Chinese?