Whenever I have doubts about whether or not I'm too old to wear something, like micro-mini skirts, I always ask if Heidi Klum would wear it. Not that I have anything in common with a German Sports Illustrated supermodel, but she's older and awesome and if she does it, then I feel like I can do it too because Heidi Klum did it. She's kind of our cougar icon. She also wears a lot of short hoochie skirts and skimpy clothes, so most of the time the answer is yes. In fact, the only times the answer is no is when something is perfectly conservative. Like "would Heidi Klum wear this very functional and practical white V-neck sweater" She probably would, but only because she wanted to be boring. But mini-skirts were a no-brainer. Now that I've passed the Heidi test, I should have asked her how I can sit down in one of these micro-mini skirts without announcing my crotch to the world.