Maybe this is no secret, but when you wear short shorts your legs look really good. And then when you pair short shorts with huge heels, they look even better. If after that you pair your short shorts and heels with a see-through lace top, you've reached the pinnacle of how good your legs will be, because they look like they're coming up to your neck. I feel like I've been reading The Hoochie's Guide To Fashion and I can't put it down! Lucite heels, here I come?