Club Monaco shirt and skirt, Tibi booties, Chanel bag, Ray-Ban sunglasses, Giambattista Valli necklace
There are certain clothes that I know are made to punish single people. I know it, because there is no way a single person can put these clothes on alone. It's impossible! For example, this cute shirt looks like a regular shirt, however, it's IMPOSSIBLE to get on by yourself. For one thing, there's an invisible zipper that starts zipping up from the middle of my back. I mean, what kind of Cirque Du Soleil do I need to do to get my arm to reach to the middle of my back and then zip?! As if that's not enough, just in case you happen to get through the zipper portion of this shirt alive, there's the teeniest tiniest worthless hook and eye closure at the top of the zipper! How the heck am I supposed to fasten that?! Oh, that's right I'm not supposed to do that. I'm supposed to get someone who loves me to do that for me. And if I don't have anyone who loves me, then I don't deserve to wear these clothes. This shirt can be so judgmental sometimes.
David Yurman and my own rings, Chanel bag
