Orangina

Zara sweater, Joe's jeans, Guess shoes, Mark and Graham bag, Ray-Ban sunglasses

I have a few questions for you. Is there any way that this sweater is just a little too orange? Or a little too big? Is it just big and orange? Does my bowl haircut make me look like a human jack-o-lantern? Now that I said jack-o-lantern do I remind you more and more of one? And they say blogger life is easy. Psshhh. 

Erica Anenberg, Cartier rings, Vita Fede and Anarchy Street bracelets

In The Trenches

Club Monaco trench coat, Club Monaco faux leather shorts, Zara tank, Guess shoes, Chanel bag

I've somehow mysteriously developed a new habit. I say habit because to me, if I do something or if something happens to me at least three times I consider that a habit. It started three nights ago. I brush my teeth, then I make myself comfortable on the couch, I watch my nightly smut tv with peppermint ice cream,  I then switch from smut tv to a movie on a premium cable channel, I fall asleep on the couch...and then I wake up to soft-core porn!! I don't know how or why I always end up on the Skinamax channel and soft-core porn! At first, it's a little jarring to wake up to soft-core porn, but then you just get really disappointed. The performers have these bored and sullen faces against some sort of pool house backdrop and cheesy porn music. Like, even they're bored with this whole sex charade. Like, they know if they were really good, they would be doing hard-core porn with a better payload (pun intended). I mean, if I'm going to be jarred awake by sex, I at least want a cheap thrill from it. But no, I just end up going to bed feeling cheap and a little dirty--just like the movie. I better get used to it. For some reason, I apparently and involuntarily love waking up to soft-core porn. Here's to tonight's performance being more energetic. Ugh, bad habits, die hard. 

Rue Gembon, Cartier, David Yurman and my own rings

White on White

Zara sweater,  Naive Nation skirt, Chloe shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses

To keep with last week's Micro-Mini Skirt Monday, I'm doing it again with this leg-and-almost-butt-baring outfit. Since my butt is hanging out, I did cover-up my upper half with a big sweater. Check out that proportion control. 

Svelte Metals and Vita Fede bracelets, Cartier, Vita Fede, Brandy Pham and Baublebar rings, Michele watch

Who Wears Short Shorts

Naive Nation lace top, Club Monaco shorts, Pour La Victoire shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, Louis Vuitton bag

Maybe this is no secret, but when you wear short shorts your legs look really good. And then when you pair short shorts with huge heels, they look even better. If after that you pair your short shorts and heels with a see-through lace top, you've reached the pinnacle of how good your legs will be, because they look like they're coming up to your neck. I feel like I've been reading The Hoochie's Guide To Fashion and I can't put it down! Lucite heels, here I come?

Louis Vuitton bag, Maison Martin Margiela and Cartier rings, Hermes, Vita Fede and Jules Smith bracelets