The world as I know it has finally changed. This is because I have accepted UGG's into my daily life and my daily ensembles. And not even those really snazzy UGG's that are gold with the cute buttons. Just the normal ones! I have to tell you, living a life with warm feet is pretty awesome, especially in the winter. I used to ridicule everyone that walked by in ugly comfortable clothes. Now, I will still continue to ridicule these people, but I will try not to enjoy it so much, because those people just want warm feet! One of my friends who is still resistant to UGGs asked me if there were boots that were cute and also comfy. And I will tell all of you what I told her, "no, there are not." Sorry kiddies, those "cute" boots don't exist. Like Santa Claus, unicorns, or that really hot waiter that you're dating who swears he's going to make something of himself, cute comfy boots are an urban legend. There can NEVER ever be anything that is cute and also comfy. So, go get those UGGs for the winter, your feet will thank you. And don't even bother trying to be cute by buying those snazzy looking UGGs, cause those are still UGG. You might as well strap on a Snuggie while you're at it. (P.S., no. you do NOT look like that hot girl in the pic who's wearing UGGs)
It's that time again where I show you how ridiculous JCrew is with their "couture" crap, in an attempt to single-handedly bring them down. This crap seen here is some sort of bronze jacquard dress that I honestly don't really know where you would wear this to or in what era. I mean, the thing makes this tiny model look like a fatty and a peasant all at the same time. Imagine if a regular person wore this dress. She would look, well, huge. And bronze. The price you ask? Wait for it...$2,200.00!!!!! That's TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS!!! What the hell? When I see a crime like this dress, I feel like JCrew is personally trying to offend me, like the girl that wears a slutty white dress to a wedding. And like her, this dress and JCrew is insulting, maddening, spiteful and should DIE...at my hands!!! (What, too much?)
Oh. My. God. The world has finally given up. People have completely surrendered their vanity for comfort. What else would explain these weird pink and blue hobo jackets? These women look like a demented scene from Napoleon Dynamite. One woman is ALONE watching tv in this "Snuggie" and the other woman is ALONE and pretending to talk on the phone with someone. I think these creepy pictures say it all. Here's a tip, if you're that cold and hanging out on the couch throw on a "blanket." Blankets are just as warm as Snuggies and at the same time do not make you look like a serial killer.
I don't know about you, but I used to think that Theory was just an over-priced Banana Republic. It's like, you've seen one Theory blazer and skinny black jeans and you've seen it all pretty much. But, after seeing these two outfits at Theory, I change my mind and I kinda think Theory is awesome. First, I present this gold skirt. It's gold and it's short, need I say more? Second is the ruffle shirt dress. It's a ruffle shirt dress! I don't think that a dress could get any better unless it was a GOLD ruffle shirt dress that made you feel like an executive cleopatra. Who knows, it still might happen. Theory, bravo you're finally a step up from Banana.