Down With JCrew!!

It's that time again where I show you how ridiculous JCrew is with their "couture" crap, in an attempt to single-handedly bring them down.  This crap seen here is some sort of bronze jacquard dress that I honestly don't really know where you would wear this to or in what era.  I mean, the thing makes this tiny model look like a fatty and a peasant all at the same time.  Imagine if a regular person wore this dress. She would look, well, huge. And bronze. The price you ask? Wait for it...$2,200.00!!!!! That's TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!  What the hell? When I see a crime like this dress, I feel like JCrew is personally trying to offend me, like the girl that wears a slutty white dress to a wedding. And like her, this dress and JCrew is insulting, maddening, spiteful and should DIE...at my hands!!! (What, too much?)

Snuggies And How the World Gave Up

Oh. My. God.  The world has finally given up.  People have completely surrendered their vanity for comfort.  What else would explain these weird pink and blue hobo jackets?  These women look like a demented scene from Napoleon Dynamite.  One woman is ALONE watching tv in this "Snuggie" and the other woman is ALONE and pretending to talk on the phone with someone.  I think these creepy pictures say it all. Here's a tip, if you're that cold and hanging out on the couch throw on a "blanket."  Blankets are just as warm as Snuggies and at the same time do not make you look like a serial killer.

Give Me Your Theory!

I don't know about you, but I used to think that Theory was just an over-priced Banana Republic.  It's like, you've seen one Theory blazer and skinny black jeans and you've seen it all pretty much.  But,  after seeing these two outfits at Theory, I change my mind and I kinda think Theory is awesome.  First, I present this gold skirt.  It's gold and it's short, need I say more?  Second is the ruffle shirt dress.  It's a ruffle shirt dress! I don't think that a dress could get any better unless it was a GOLD ruffle shirt dress that made you feel like an executive cleopatra.  Who knows, it still might happen.  Theory, bravo you're finally a step up from Banana.

BCBG Shoes...I Think

What ARE these? I mean, I think they're shoes, but they can also be BCBG's weirdest mistake.  First of all, are those boots or is that a funky cow hoof?  If they are in fact boots, then the person wearing them has a huge surprise because they're feet are now going to look like funky cow hoofs.  And are those pumps supposed to have that weird piece of cement stuck to it? It's hard to believe that BCBG, the same designer that designs Herve Leger and bandage dresses brought us...this.  It's kinda sad, because he probably thought that Posh Spice would be all up on these cause she's alien weird too.  But, instead, they just look like they're trying too hard.  I'm sure you'll see these at Ross in about a month; the place where clothes go to die.