I recenty got these black Miss Sixty gladiator shoes in the middle and I am totally obsessed with them. They make me feel all Joan Jett cool but without the mullet. There are however, two minor problems with these shoes. The first problem is, the only thing that I look cool wearing them with are leggings. The second minor problem is that they make my feet bleed like a hemophiliac. Why, dear God, why do cute shoes ALWAYS have to hurt? It's just another curse that cute girls have to deal with. So now, after wearing the these shoes for just one night, I have two scars on my Achilles heel. But, while my boyfriend was carrying me and my bloodied feet home that night, I knew that I loved them. So, I am going to wipe the blood off of these puppies and take the pain for being vain, because before I know it, I'm going to be 57 in an Easy Spirit buying shoes for...comfort. Eeks. (I have also included pictures of other similarly cute shoes that will cause scarring and blistering when worn--but that are also totally awesome.)
Above is a $3,000.00 wedding dress from J.Crew. $3,000.00!! From J.Crew! It shouldn't even be called a dress, it should just be called ruffles. I am absolutely flabbergasted at a designer who would design such an abomination to not only wedding dresses, but to ruffles. And kudos to the chick that bought it and thought she wouldn't look fat and also ridiculous in it. Major kudos to the gal that sold the dress to the bride and convinced her that she would not be ridiculed endlessly by her frenemies and would be forever known as "ruffles" for the rest of her life. And snaps to the guy that married the chick that bought this dress because he had to pretend that the tears that he was shedding were not tears of utter disappointment for marrying an idiot who just flushed $3,000.00 down the drain on a bunch of ruffles. All in all, this dress is a completely amazing example of how human manipulation works because obviously a normal person with eyes would not buy this dress out of their own free will for $3,000.00. If you think that I'm wrong or if you think this dress is cute, please let me know. I need to save you. God only knows how much more money you're tossing out the window on stuff like ruffles, cowboy boots and any clothing that says "princess" on it. Eeeks.
