Give Me Your Theory!

I don't know about you, but I used to think that Theory was just an over-priced Banana Republic.  It's like, you've seen one Theory blazer and skinny black jeans and you've seen it all pretty much.  But,  after seeing these two outfits at Theory, I change my mind and I kinda think Theory is awesome.  First, I present this gold skirt.  It's gold and it's short, need I say more?  Second is the ruffle shirt dress.  It's a ruffle shirt dress! I don't think that a dress could get any better unless it was a GOLD ruffle shirt dress that made you feel like an executive cleopatra.  Who knows, it still might happen.  Theory, bravo you're finally a step up from Banana.

BCBG Shoes...I Think

What ARE these? I mean, I think they're shoes, but they can also be BCBG's weirdest mistake.  First of all, are those boots or is that a funky cow hoof?  If they are in fact boots, then the person wearing them has a huge surprise because they're feet are now going to look like funky cow hoofs.  And are those pumps supposed to have that weird piece of cement stuck to it? It's hard to believe that BCBG, the same designer that designs Herve Leger and bandage dresses brought us...this.  It's kinda sad, because he probably thought that Posh Spice would be all up on these cause she's alien weird too.  But, instead, they just look like they're trying too hard.  I'm sure you'll see these at Ross in about a month; the place where clothes go to die.

Halloween Costume of the Week: Gold Bear

Halloween is the time to dress-up like a total whore and have it be completely expected.  It is so expected for girls to be whores that everyone looks down on you if you ever showed up to a party in a normal costume.  Last year I was Hermione from Harry Potter, and not sexy Herminone--just normal Herminone.  Needless to say, wearing a a full cape in British children's school clothes was not sexy.   So, this year I have decided to embrace my inner whore and be a whore/bear.  I will don this adorable bear hat and complete my ensemble in the above gold bikini.  Let me know if you don't like it, because they also have mouse hats, elephant hats and bunny hats.  All of which match my gold bikini.

A Very Sensible Wrap

I hate winter.  I hate boots cause they make me look like I have Ethiopian legs inside a giant's shoe.  I hate wearing sweaters and jackets because they hide all the pretty things about me.  But now, winter is upon us and for the next three months I have to torture myself with wearing all kinds of stuff that hides my bust and my booty.  In my desperate search for cute winter-wear I happened upon this really updated grandma sweater from Express.  It is so warm and soooooo cute!  With leggings or jeans, this wrap is very sensible.  I already have it in grey and white--and soon, in zebra. :)