Badgely Mischka Wedding "Wow" Shoes

Badgely Mischka clearly knows more than just glittery gowns for celebrities. They know shoes!! Being only a human,  you probably can't afford to have a full-fledged red carpet Badgley Mischka gown, however, there's good news.  Your feet can now experience Badgely Mischka amazingess.  And on what better day to feel like a celebrity than on your wedding day with these "wow" shoes.  The silk rosette heels are high enough to make you feel sexy, but demure enough not to make you look hoochie.  The perfect combo--for shoes and for your man.  For those who don't like the peep toe, there's the white satin heels with the side bow.  A-dorable.  Both pairs are $200, which is human-priced considering how amazing they are.  So go get your wow on!

UGGs, Forget What They Look Like.

The world as I know it has finally changed.  This is because I have accepted UGG's into my daily life and my daily ensembles.  And not even those really snazzy UGG's that are gold with the cute buttons.  Just the normal ones!  I have to tell you, living a life with warm feet is pretty awesome, especially in the winter.  I used to ridicule everyone that walked by in ugly comfortable clothes.  Now, I will still continue to ridicule these people, but I will try not to enjoy it so much, because those people just want warm feet! One of my friends who is still resistant to UGGs asked me if there were boots that were cute and also comfy.  And I will tell all of you what I told her, "no, there are not." Sorry kiddies, those "cute" boots don't exist.  Like Santa Claus, unicorns, or that really hot waiter that you're dating who swears he's going to make something of himself, cute comfy boots are an urban legend.  There can NEVER ever be anything that is cute and also comfy.  So, go get those UGGs for the winter, your feet will thank you.  And don't even bother trying to be cute by buying those snazzy looking UGGs, cause those are still UGG. You might as well strap on a Snuggie while you're at it.  (P.S., no. you do NOT look like that hot girl in the pic who's wearing UGGs)

BCBG Shoes...I Think

What ARE these? I mean, I think they're shoes, but they can also be BCBG's weirdest mistake.  First of all, are those boots or is that a funky cow hoof?  If they are in fact boots, then the person wearing them has a huge surprise because they're feet are now going to look like funky cow hoofs.  And are those pumps supposed to have that weird piece of cement stuck to it? It's hard to believe that BCBG, the same designer that designs Herve Leger and bandage dresses brought us...this.  It's kinda sad, because he probably thought that Posh Spice would be all up on these cause she's alien weird too.  But, instead, they just look like they're trying too hard.  I'm sure you'll see these at Ross in about a month; the place where clothes go to die.

Frugalista I Am Not

There is no way, no possible way that I will ever be that girl that does the "buy it for cheaper" column.  Well not as long as Gucci shoes and Louis Vuitton purses exist in this world.  I don't even understand how a person can have this column.  Buy it Cheaper? Where? At the "Gucci and Louis Vuitton Stolen Merchandise Store?" That place is an urban legend!!! I can see girls everywhere mouthing the words "snobby bitch" right now, but that is because you misunderstand. I am not saying that all amazing things must be Gucci.  I know that there's tons of really cool cheap stuff out there that does not also force you to go hungry for buying them.  However, cheap stuff NEVER looks like this.  I would like to see someone attempt to show me cheaper versions of these amazing Gucci Drew heels.  And good luck finding a cheap version of this Louis Vuitton Vernis Leather Amarante Alma bag.  That's right, the bag is so nice that you can't even say the full name.