Mish Mesh

  Opening Ceremony top and skirt, Stuart Weitzman heels, Ray-Ban sunglasses, Chanel bag

Opening Ceremony top and skirt, Stuart Weitzman heels, Ray-Ban sunglasses, Chanel bag

There's a lot of things that I'm getting used to postpartum. I won't bore you with the post birth pain or the fact that my once youthful and beautiful lady bits now looks like what my best friend A.P. calls "huge flesh colored cauliflower." Yup, pretty much. However, it is funny to me all the things that are keeping me up and in. It's literally my little secret. I was out and about the other day when there was a gentleman cat caller screaming "give me some of that!" I don't think he knew what "that" was underneath my pink mesh outfit. Because I'm pretty sure he would have been grossed out by"that" had he seen that "that" was actually me in high waisted mesh underwear, giant triple maxi pads, an old lady girdle, a nursing bra, milk-leaking boobs and bleeding nipples. Yeah man, be careful what you wish for.

  Svelte Metals and Hermes bracelet, Michael Kors watch, my own rings

Svelte Metals and Hermes bracelet, Michael Kors watch, my own rings