My new Dior glasses are one of my absolutely new favorite items ever made in the world...ever. They are so weird and cool and make me look like a life-size anime character. Major ups. However, the best part about these glasses was when I was buying them, the salesperson told me that Pharell and Rihanna also had them. Um ok. Sure, because I'm JUST like Pharell and Rihanna. Now, I'm not sure why this had anything to do with me since I'm pretty sure an Asian girl with a bowl haircut and blunt bangs has nothing in common with a guy so cool that people thought he was a vampire and pop star that is so cool that she can wear an old lady bra as a top and is BFF's with Jay-Z. As if, buying these Dior glasses will make me anywhere near as cool as them? I mean, nice try. I appreciate the effort though because I'm pretty sure that will be the only time in my lifetime that I will hear the names Pharell, Rihanna and mine in the same breath without it being a totally cruel joke.