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I have never been one to complain about people's over-sharing on Facebook. In fact, I'm pretty nosy, so I actually kinda love spying on what you're doing and who you're doing it with. I'll probably even spread some rumors about you based on your stupid photos. However, today has changed everything. I woke up to the most horrifying status update that made me question all human decency. It was a picture of a toilet bowl with human feces and pee. At this point, can we all agree that this is the most vile, disgusting and wildly inappropriate picture for a Facebook "status update?" That this is taking "status update" much too literally? Would it change your mind if I said the feces belonged to a child? Or that this photo was posted by a mom about her kid's first shit? I DIDN'T THINK SO! FB moms, I love you, I may even love your kid, I may even find some of those kid photos amusing, but lets save those shit and piss photos for your own personal collection. I think I can speak for everyone in the world--including your own kid, when I say, NOBODY CARES! Just because this poop is from a kid does not make this by any means "ok." I mean, if an adult posted up their bowel movement, they would be ostracized. So, I think that we should make it rule to apply adult standards for children when it comes to FB updates about poop, piss, private parts and biting your feet. I guess the last one's ok, it's just boring. 

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