Club Monaco sweater, Citizens of Humanity jeans, Michael Kors shoes, Chanel bag, Ray-Ban sunglasses
This is a serious question: when can a person actually wear a perforated sweater? I ask because I love this blue sweater. It is one of my favorite sweaters I've ever owned BECAUSE it is perforated, but I'm having trouble finding the right time to wear this sweater. You would think that a perforated sweater would be absolutely perfect for a beautiful sunny San Francisco day out right? It was probably made for a beautiful sunny day out right? That all those holes were made to help you cool down in the heat right? Wrong, because you probably didn't think about the beautiful perforated TAN LINES that this sweater would give you, as you're stupid ass is hanging out at the Farmer's Market eating strawberries. No, you didn't think about that, until you got home and saw that your skin now looks like fishnet stockings. So wearing this sweater in the spring and summer is out. And obviously I can't wear this sweater in the winter because, hello, there's holes all over it and I would freeze. I can't wear a cami underneath it because that would be ugly and it still leaves my arms unprotected. And don't even suggest that I wear a skin colored long sleeved shirt made of panty hose because...well just because.
I guess this sweater will be in retirement and saved for those perfect hot summer overcast days where the sun is just barely peeking through all of those clouds and it's about to rain.
Chanel bag, Maison Martin Margiela, Brandy Pham and Baublebar rings, Anarchy Street and Jules Smith bracelets, Michael Kors watch
