Three Piece Suit

Club Monaco dress, Adidas shoes, Dior sunglasses, 

If you haven't noticed already, I love very simple outfits. Most of the time, my outfits consist of only about 3 pieces. Layering is cute and I love how all kinds of different textures can be mixed together and blah blah blah. But sometimes, now correct me if I'm wrong, but sometimes, while trying to put together a layering look you end up looking like the little brother from A Christmas Story running down the street like a giant heap of walking laundry. I happen to know, that heap of walking laundry was me this morning before I took off like two layers. What's left was an LBD and some sneakers. 

Adidas shoes, Cartier, Brandy Pham and my own rings, Michael Kors watch, Hermes bracelet

Taken

Top c/o Missguided, Club Monaco skirt, Chloe shoes, Dior sunglasses

I have long been a fan of the "new" Liam Neeson. You know, the one that only makes Taken movies and different renditions of Taken movies. I have to say, I'm totally on board. He's the new Bruce Willis but without all the witty banter. Just a dude that has stuff taken from him and he's going to hunt you down and kill you to get it back. So far I've enjoyed both Taken movies, Taken on a plane, Taken with identity theft, and Taken with serial killers. Liam Neeson was once in Schindler's List, Rob Roy and Love Actually. All great epic movies. But now, all I want is to see someone take something from him, so that he can go absolutely berserk. So, Liam Neeson, I beg you, please never stop going after what you've lost. 

Svelte Metals bracelet, Maison Martin Margiela, Vita Fede and Cartier rings, Michele watch

Pharell, Rihanna, and Me?

Altuzarra x Target sweater, Club Monaco skirt, Prabal Gurung x Target shoes, Chanel bag, Dior sunglasses 

My new Dior glasses are one of my absolutely new favorite items ever made in the world...ever. They are so weird and cool and make me look like a life-size anime character. Major ups. However, the best part about these glasses was when I was buying them, the salesperson told me that Pharell and Rihanna also had them. Um ok. Sure, because I'm JUST like Pharell and Rihanna. Now, I'm not sure why this had anything to do with me since I'm pretty sure an Asian girl with a bowl haircut and blunt bangs has nothing in common with a guy so cool that people thought he was a vampire and pop star that is so cool that she can wear an old lady bra as a top and is BFF's with Jay-Z. As if, buying these Dior glasses will make me anywhere near as cool as them? I mean, nice try. I appreciate the effort though because I'm pretty sure that will be the only time in my lifetime that I will hear the names Pharell, Rihanna and mine in the same breath without it being a totally cruel joke.   

Dior sunglasses

Jcrew, David Yurman bracelets, Michele watch, Cartier ring

Hold The Anchovies

Club Monaco dress and booties, Ray-Ban sunglasses

I think it's the consensus among most people that anchovies look totally gross. They're grey and slimy they smell weird; and they're always placed right on top of a food dish that looks really good like pizza or Caesar salad. But I've just discovered that I kinda like anchovies and I think they have gotten a bad rap. They ARE totally grey and slimy and smelly, but yesterday I accidentally ate one and was surprised at how good it was with my salad. In fact, I think that if it didn't smell like rotten feet, it wouldn't have tasted as good contrasted with the already delicious salad. Classic case of ugly on the outside, beautiful on the inside. I guess it also helps that I'm the sort of ghetto Asian who eats Asian anchovies from a tin can smothered in tomato sauce with rice. Yeah, it's totally gross, but also totally delicious; especially if you're eating it while squatting on the floor of your apartment watching 80's game shows screaming "no whammies, no whammies!" That's Asian heaven right there. 

Hermes bracelet, Michele watch