Naked Shirt

Club Monaco top and pants, Michael Kors heels, Ray-Ban sunglasses, Madewell denim jacket

I've had this sparkle tank for a while now and I've always been a little hesitant to wear it mainly because it so unfortunately matches my exact skin tone. When I tried it on in the store, I thought it would be really cute underneath a blazer or jacket because there were those pretty little sparkles. But then I wore it with a blazer and it looked like I was going bare-chested underneath a blazer. Fabulous Carrie Bradshaw in her naked dress, I was not! So, I figured the best way to wear a naked shirt is to go all out and pair it with nothing and just look naked. And boy was I right. It feels pretty weird at first, I started to feel like that Twilight vampire that started to glow in the sunlight and then Kristin Stewart says with no astonishment at all that he glowed "like diamonds." I didn't exactly feel "like diamonds" but when my intital feeling "like a hoochie" wore off, I actually thought looking naked was very slimming.

Maison Martin Margiela rings, Svelte Metals, Anarchy Street bracelets

People StyleWatch

Thank you People StyleWatch for featuring me in your May issue!!! I can't believe I get to say this, but I'm on newsstands everywhere. I'm not saying that this officially makes me a model. But this kinda makes me a model! :) 

Over-Share

Zara tank, Club Monaco skirt, Zara mules, Ray-Ban sunglasses, Shopbop Basic bag

I have never been one to complain about people's over-sharing on Facebook. In fact, I'm pretty nosy, so I actually kinda love spying on what you're doing and who you're doing it with. I'll probably even spread some rumors about you based on your stupid photos. However, today has changed everything. I woke up to the most horrifying status update that made me question all human decency. It was a picture of a toilet bowl with human feces and pee. At this point, can we all agree that this is the most vile, disgusting and wildly inappropriate picture for a Facebook "status update?" That this is taking "status update" much too literally? Would it change your mind if I said the feces belonged to a child? Or that this photo was posted by a mom about her kid's first shit? I DIDN'T THINK SO! FB moms, I love you, I may even love your kid, I may even find some of those kid photos amusing, but lets save those shit and piss photos for your own personal collection. I think I can speak for everyone in the world--including your own kid, when I say, NOBODY CARES! Just because this poop is from a kid does not make this by any means "ok." I mean, if an adult posted up their bowel movement, they would be ostracized. So, I think that we should make it rule to apply adult standards for children when it comes to FB updates about poop, piss, private parts and biting your feet. I guess the last one's ok, it's just boring. 

Hermes bracelet, Cartier, Baublebar and Brandy Pham rings

Farmer's Market or Rodeo?

Madewell chambray shirt, Citizens of Humanity jeans, Pour La Victoire shoes, Shopbop Basic bag, Ray-Ban aviator sunglasses

Do you sometimes put on an outfit thinking that it is perfect for going to get some wine and cheese at the farmer's market, but really it was perfect for the rodeo? Well, there I was, an Asian cowboy carrying my cute wicker bag full of Brie, designer honey, and a loaf of cranberry walnut artisinal bread. What's funny is, it looked slightly less weird than it sounds. Still pretty weird, but not as weird. At least I had the sense not to wear a hat.

Cartier and Jules Smith rings, Anarchy Street, House of Harlow and Jules Smith bracelets, Michael Kors watch