Cross-Body Bag Madness!

Cross-body bags are suddenly all the rage.  It's like, all of a sudden, everyone is "on the go" and can't even hold on to their purses, so they have to strap a bag all around their bodies.  Personally, I'm not a fan, however, like so many things that are roach, cross-body bags are comfortable.  Therefore, if I have embraced UGGs, I might as well have a comfortable bag that matches to maximize my comfy-ness.  This Tory Burch fringe bag and this Marc Jacobs black cross-body bag says comfort, but they also TRY to be cute, which I appreciate.  So at the very least you're just dying a slow fashion death, instead of a fast one.

Denim Shirtdress Debacle

I know that it doesn't look like it, but this is a dress.  A huge, grungy, denim, patched-up dress from Topshop.  I don't know what YOU think this says about fashion, but this tells ME that we are now embracing clothes people wear working at the gas station as "fashionable."  No. Unacceptable. This "it's so ugly that it's cool" is seriously getting old because sometimes, "it's so ugly that it's ugly." Much like this dress from Topshop.  And to top it off, you just need to shell out $125 to get it!!  Really?  Really Topshop? You're trying to pass this wretched, fat man's dirty shirt as rocker chic?  And forcing us to pay more than the energy to dig it out of that man's garbage for it? In-credible; Topshop has some balls because I never thought that denim could insult me like that. But it does, because only a fashion idiot would wear this thinking they can pull it off.  Trust me, you can't.  Nobody can.  The roachness of this dress is way too overwhelming. So let the denim shirtdress with its patches die a long and horrible death at one of those Earth Day festivals, where this shirt will eventually end up getting stolen by a bum.

The New Louis!

If you like Boho, then you are going to love this new Louis Vuitton Artsy bag.  With this amazing new bag, Louis Vuitton has transformed the typical ratty Urban Outfitters Boho chick, with her headbands and drapey shirts into a Boho hot chick who paid $1,400.00 on an LV.  Sure, it goes against being Boho, but a girl can't live off of hemp and saddle bags forever. It's new, its huge, and it's hot!

Badgely Mischka Wedding "Wow" Shoes

Badgely Mischka clearly knows more than just glittery gowns for celebrities. They know shoes!! Being only a human,  you probably can't afford to have a full-fledged red carpet Badgley Mischka gown, however, there's good news.  Your feet can now experience Badgely Mischka amazingess.  And on what better day to feel like a celebrity than on your wedding day with these "wow" shoes.  The silk rosette heels are high enough to make you feel sexy, but demure enough not to make you look hoochie.  The perfect combo--for shoes and for your man.  For those who don't like the peep toe, there's the white satin heels with the side bow.  A-dorable.  Both pairs are $200, which is human-priced considering how amazing they are.  So go get your wow on!