You're welcome. I have done all the work for you. I have found the perfect holiday, wedding, anytime, party dress so you don't have to. It's silky, chic and makes you glide like a ballerina. I should know because the last time I wore this dress, I was mistaken for an SF Ballet ballerina. I'm not saying it's because of the dress, but i will say that these cheeks and child bearing tummy have no business being in the SF Ballet. Therefore, this dress is obviously magic. Thank you DVF!
For your information, I just ate an entire meal of baby food. And by baby food I don't mean the Honest Company's pouch of minced filet mignon with baby carrots and rosemary in a beurre blanc cream sauce. No, I mean food my baby spit out and minced with her teeth. Becoming a parent, I understood the poo situations that I would be put in, and honestly I didn't mind it too much. What I had not come to terms with were having to cup my hands so she could vomit into them and being so lazy that I would rather just eat whatever came out of her mouth than getting up to throw it away. And by anything, I mean ANYTHING. Cheddar cheese, strawberries, rice that she spit out AND stepped on, pho, melon, raisins, chicken...and on and on and on. She's even wiped ice cream on my hand and when there's no napkin, you guessed it-I just lick it off. I lick it off!! I lick off the ice cream that SHE licked and then wiped onto me. So, next time we have lunch together you know I can't be acting like a foodie, heck you could probably offer me the gum off of your shoes and I would have nowhere to go. #lookwhatyoumademedo #Cocomademedoit