What You Wear To Meet Will.i.am

Wilfred Free Dress, Dior sunglasses, Tibi shoes

If you're going to potentially meet Will.i.am, you should most definitely wear some badass accessories, because there is a definite chance that when you meet him, you will become "cuff buddies" with him and then he'll tell you that you "look like a fashion blogger". Thanks Will. I can't really say more right now because I'm really busy putting on my huge red badge of cool that he gave me. 

Also, check out his new smart cuff (#notawatch) called Puls that will be available around December. You can see how it looks on the man himself at the bottom of the page...with me his new "cuff buddy". 

Svelte Metals cuff, Michele watch, Cartier ring

Puls cuff by i.am+, Svelte Metals cuff

Concert Etiquette

Club Monaco vest and tshirt, Vince pants, Giuseppe Zanotti c/o DSW shoes, Dior Sunglasses

I was at a Bruno Mars concert last night that was amazing. That little guy can sang! He's also the tiniest little hottie ever. When he was singing some Ginuwine, I just wanted to put him in my pocket like a little pocket vibrator that sings My Pony. Bruno aside however, I was shocked to discover that there were concert goers that did not quite understand concert etiquette. For one, you don't block a thirty-something cougar from rushing her way to the front. Second, if you're standing on the floor, don't turn around looking at me with disgust because you got pushed a little bit. Hello, you're at the front, did you think that you were entitled to standing there just because you're standing there? Move over bitch! If you don't want to get pushed, go stand in the back with the other losers. If you're in the front, dig your heels in and stake your claim to see your man! Third, don't get annoyed when the Asian chick behind you starts screaming "I want to bite your toosh Bruno Mars" Last time I checked, we were at a concert, not the library, so put your stink-eye away. So, in total, if you're going to be at a concert, standing at the front, you better be annoyingly fun, because you being normal is actually what is the most annoying.

Svelte Metals and Hermes bracelets, Vita Fede, Cartier and my own rings

Three Piece Suit

Club Monaco dress, Adidas shoes, Dior sunglasses, 

If you haven't noticed already, I love very simple outfits. Most of the time, my outfits consist of only about 3 pieces. Layering is cute and I love how all kinds of different textures can be mixed together and blah blah blah. But sometimes, now correct me if I'm wrong, but sometimes, while trying to put together a layering look you end up looking like the little brother from A Christmas Story running down the street like a giant heap of walking laundry. I happen to know, that heap of walking laundry was me this morning before I took off like two layers. What's left was an LBD and some sneakers. 

Adidas shoes, Cartier, Brandy Pham and my own rings, Michael Kors watch, Hermes bracelet

Taken

Top c/o Missguided, Club Monaco skirt, Chloe shoes, Dior sunglasses

I have long been a fan of the "new" Liam Neeson. You know, the one that only makes Taken movies and different renditions of Taken movies. I have to say, I'm totally on board. He's the new Bruce Willis but without all the witty banter. Just a dude that has stuff taken from him and he's going to hunt you down and kill you to get it back. So far I've enjoyed both Taken movies, Taken on a plane, Taken with identity theft, and Taken with serial killers. Liam Neeson was once in Schindler's List, Rob Roy and Love Actually. All great epic movies. But now, all I want is to see someone take something from him, so that he can go absolutely berserk. So, Liam Neeson, I beg you, please never stop going after what you've lost. 

Svelte Metals bracelet, Maison Martin Margiela, Vita Fede and Cartier rings, Michele watch