Fenced In

Club Monaco leather jacket, Zara tank, Gap jeans, Sam Edelman heels, Chanel bag, Ray-Ban sunglasses

Club Monaco leather jacket, Zara tank, Gap jeans, Sam Edelman heels, Chanel bag, Ray-Ban sunglasses

When I first got married, a little over two years ago, I hated it. Marriage-not to be mistaken with being engaged-which I loved, was something that I was definitely not used to. To preface this, these feelings had nothing to do with the guy (he's great), but all to do with being newly "married". There's something about being married that makes you instantly go from a young hopeful girl with a beautiful ring and a brand new life ahead of her, to an old hag. Like you and your mom and your grandmother are all the same now--married to men that you can now pick your nose in front of. In those early months, it was not uncommon to hear me scream randomly "I'm fenced in! I'm fenced in!!" to my "fence" during dinner in our jammies. But, my oh my, has my mind changed, because I realized that marriage is basically a contract of acceptance and sacrifice that really benefits me FOREVER. For example, my feet get really really cold. Unnaturally cold. So cold, that I have self-diagnosed myself with Reynaud's Disease, which is basically just really cold feet disease. There's only one cure, and that is to stick my feet between my husband's calves at night, and he has to do it "because we're married." Or him having to always go down to pick up the food delivery since I can't be bothered while I'm in my men's robe watching Dance Moms "because we're married." Or ordering the beet salad "just to try" because, it might be good, but then discovering it wasn't good and then switching with him for his steak entree "because we're married." It turns out, I love being fenced in. Marriage doesn't trap you; it gives you options. I mean, where am I going anyways in my men's robe and Reynaud's Disease

Vita Fede and Hermes bracelets, Cartier, Vita Fede and Melinda Maria rings, Michele watches

Vita Fede and Hermes bracelets, Cartier, Vita Fede and Melinda Maria rings, Michele watches

Sparkle and Sequins

Haute Hippie jacket, Club Monaco tank, Joe's Jeans, Belle by Sigerson Morrison shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, Gucci bag

Haute Hippie jacket, Club Monaco tank, Joe's Jeans, Belle by Sigerson Morrison shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, Gucci bag

This outfit makes me feel like a poor man's Kate Moss, but I'll take it because feeling like a cheap Kate Moss probably makes me cooler anyways. I mean, I went to CPK in my wind pants yesterday. Something tells me that Kate Moss on her worst days probably doesn't wear wind pants...or goes to CPK. 

Vita Fede and Svelte Metals bracelets, Vita Fede, Anarchy Street and Cartier rings, Chanel necklaces

Vita Fede and Svelte Metals bracelets, Vita Fede, Anarchy Street and Cartier rings, Chanel necklaces

Sports Luxe (?)

Club Monaco tank top, Zara faux leather skirt, Superga sneakers, Chanel bag, Ray-Ban sunglasses

Club Monaco tank top, Zara faux leather skirt, Superga sneakers, Chanel bag, Ray-Ban sunglasses

Pajama pants, jogging pants, sneakers, lingerie--I love how all of these new fashion trends are inching towards being lazy. Even fashion is getting lazy and wants to take a nap. Except when fashion wants to be lazy it calls itself "sports luxe" or "sports chic" or what me and the rest of the world calls "being casual." My husband has some other choice words to describe me when I'm in these clothes drooling on the couch mid-nap. Apparently though, if you put the words "luxe" or "chic" after describing something that is not luxe or chic, then it magically becomes so. To be safe, for this outfit, I also added the Chanel bag to my ensemble for the "luxe" part. I DO NOT want someone mistakenly thinking that I am wearing casual clothes just because I'm wearing casual clothes.

Vita Fede, David Yurman, bracelets, Cartier, Vita Fede and Baublebar rings, Michele watch

Vita Fede, David Yurman, bracelets, Cartier, Vita Fede and Baublebar rings, Michele watch