Nights Aren't For Dates Anymore

Clover Canyon dress, Sam Edelman shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses

Clover Canyon dress, Sam Edelman shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses

When we first got married, we always tried to make every Friday night a "date night" so that we could hold on to our youth a bit, and so I can feel less like a hag and he can feel less like a fenced-in horse.  We would attempt to put on some decent human looking clothes and go have dinner and a movie. Sometimes, if we were feeling particularly frisky, we would even stop off for ONE drink.  However, soon date nights turned into "date nights where we wear sweats out" because that was ok, which then turned into "date nights cooking at home", which lead to "date nights at home in our jammies" which subsequently ended with "date nights at home in our matching men's robes watching bad tv as he reads fantasy novels".  I know, it hurt me as much writing that sentence as it did you for reading it.  So, that is the state of our union and I'll admit it's a happy one.  But recently, I've come to realize that like every other old person out there, it isn't that I am incapable of going out and being normal; I just have to do it at the right time--old person time.  

So now, I just reset our "date nights" and instead we have "date lunches" or "date brunches" or "date coffees" or "date happy hour".  You get the point.  All the dates just have to be before 7:30 pm, which in our household is known as wind down time. Then we can feel good that we went out and acted young and we can still have our guilty pleasure of acting old.  See, as is with everything in life, it all comes down to timing.

(I wore the above Clover Canyon silk dress on our date lunch today and it was perfect.  Casual and chic, very comfortable and it looks like a silk canvas. The back of the dress gives the illusion that there are wings sprouted out of your back! So much love for Clover Canyon.)

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Melinda Maria, Maison Martin Margiela, Cartier, Baublebar and Anarchy Street rings

Melinda Maria, Maison Martin Margiela, Cartier, Baublebar and Anarchy Street rings

Not Your Grandma's Paisley

Vince Coat, Club Monaco dress, Tory Burch boots, Gucci bag, Ray-Ban sunglasses

Vince Coat, Club Monaco dress, Tory Burch boots, Gucci bag, Ray-Ban sunglasses

Somehow in the last 30 years since the raging 70’s, paisley has gotten a bad rap. I mean, I can see why. It looks the way jazz sounds, a whole boring clusterf***k that you just don’t understand.  Well, I am giving paisley another chance, and I think that if it’s not printed on a polyester bell bottom jumpsuit, paisley can be quite nice.  Truthfully though, you should really cover it up with a jacket, and wear it as a short dress.  Basically, just limit the amount of paisley seen as much as possible and your paisley can be perfect!

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Melinda Maria, Maison Martin Margiela, and Cartier rings

Melinda Maria, Maison Martin Margiela, and Cartier rings

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Tabitha Simmons For Toms

Tabitha Simmons for Toms at www.toms.com

Tabitha Simmons for Toms at www.toms.com

I have yet to buy a pair of Toms even though I need a pair.  There's just so many colors and variations that I immediately get analysis paralysis.  I remember when they only had like three colors:  white, black and red.  Now there's Toms with laces, Toms with wedges, Toms with monograms, corduroy Toms, bootie Toms, tribal Toms...it's enough to drive a Tom mad.  That was before I discovered Tabitha Simmons Toms or what I like to call "fancy Toms" because they are so incredibly cute and fancy.  They look like silk neckties were wrapped all around them. The price is $124 which is about three times what you should be paying for for Toms, so Toms better be giving THREE kids a pair of shoes for the one pair I get of these! 

High Waisted Pants and Midriffs

Club Monaco bralette top and denim jacket, Zara pants and shoes, Chanel bag, Ray-Ban sunglasses

Club Monaco bralette top and denim jacket, Zara pants and shoes, Chanel bag, Ray-Ban sunglasses

I have discovered that high-waisted pants go hand in hand with midriffs.  One cannot happen without the other.  For example, if you wear a crop top with normal pants and your belly button is showing, you're automatically a hoochie.  Or example two, if you wear high waisted pants with a regular shirt, you're automatically wearing mom-jeans.  Therefore, to find the perfect balance between a college age clubbing rager and a 57 year old, you have to both cover up your belly button AND show off your stomach.  I know, it's so weird.  Pants go high and shirts shrink down.  That is the only way, otherwise any degree either way and you're a hot mess.  Good news is that high waisted pants can hide any Spanx that you may be wearing.  Bad news is if you wear Spanx, all that excess fat gets squeezed right up to your midriff.  Can't win.

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Hermes, David Yurman, Jules Smith bracelets, Michael Kors watch, Maison Martin Margiela rings

Hermes, David Yurman, Jules Smith bracelets, Michael Kors watch, Maison Martin Margiela rings