 
There is no way, no possible way that I will ever be that girl that does the “buy it for cheaper” column. Well not as long as Gucci shoes and Louis Vuitton purses exist in this world. I don’t even understand how a person can have this column. Buy it Cheaper? Where? At the “Gucci and Louis Vuitton Stolen Merchandise Store?” That place is an urban legend!!! I can see girls everywhere mouthing the words “snobby bitch” right now, but that is because you misunderstand. I am not saying that all amazing things must be Gucci. I know that there’s tons of really cool cheap stuff out there that does not also force you to go hungry for buying them. However, cheap stuff NEVER looks like this. I would like to see someone attempt to show me cheaper versions of these amazing Gucci Drew heels. And good luck finding a cheap version of this Louis Vuitton Vernis Leather Amarante Alma bag. That’s right, the bag is so nice that you can’t even say the full name.
 
I do not know when crazy brass knuckles transformed into cute little rings, but they have and I want one! These double-fingered rings turn any outfit into instant cool. For instance, when you shut off all that whining coming from Lauren Conrad, you’ll notice that she is wearing an uber cute double-fingered ring. Adorable. Adorable like tiny little finger-cuffs! Class and sass, we loves it. (The ring to the left is by Elizabeth and James.)
 
I have always wanted a furry hat in the winter. It could be the primal woman inside me, but they just look so comfortable and warm. I analogize my need for a furry hat to the need to have UGGs. The reason every girl owns a pair of those wretched boots is because we just want to have our feet warm! It’s for those days when the cold is so bitter that you can’t pretend your cute Burberry boots are going to save you from frostbite or from possibly losing that little toe that always gets smashed to the side. So of course I recognise that furry hats are ridiculous. But sometimes, I just want my head to be warm. Besides, the model in the picture looks cute with her furry hat. Now, I just need to figure out where to get a full leopard ensemble to match my furry hat.
  It’s shameful, I know. But I recently just purchased a Juicy track sweater! And the reason is even scarier than the purchase. It was because it was comfortable! My god! What’s next, comfortable shoes? UGGs? Crocs? I don’t know what. I feel like I’ve opened a Pandora’s Box of old people stuff because that’s pretty much where I’m headed if I’m buying stuff for comfort. But if I’m doomed, at least I’ll be doomed in Juicy which is probably the more acceptable choice of the “jammies I can where outside” category. To make up for being old, I’ll just dress extra hoochie this weekend. There, equilibrium restored.
  These are KennaT pinstripe boyfriend blazers and they are all the rage. Boyfriend blazers are perfect for every occasion; if those occasions include skinny jeans or leggings. I’m a fan. They’re basically really long blazers that make you look skinny. Paired with tight jeans/leggings and a tshirt, they automatically make you look like a skinny British rocker chick or David Bowie. If you can’t afford this KennaT blazer, they also have cheaper ones at Urban Outfitters and Express. I hope Jessica Simpson reads this and starts embracing boyfriend blazers because her boyfriend just dumped her and she needs to start looking skinnier. Beats actually getting skinnier Jess.
 
Whoever thought Hermione could sell trenchcoats was a genius, because after seeing these ads I totally NEED a burberry trenchcoat. Emma Watson should thank Kate Moss for being a total cokehead and losing the Burberry campaign and handing it over to her. And thanks to Emma Watson, Burberry is no longer just for old women and pretentious bitches who match their umbrellas with their scarves. Hermione has single-handedly made Burberry hip, young and chic. That’s no small feat. Their main design is plaid for god sakes. But, it looks amazing and now I’m obsessed with owning a piece of Burberry. Drape me in plaid. We loves it.
  
This season, it’s all about the leatha! Leather pants, leather jackets, leather vests, everything that you can find that is made of an animal’s old skin is awesome. I tried on a faux leather jacket yesterday and it was cute. Well it was kinda cute until i tried on a REAL leather jacket. People say the faux is just the same, but oh how they are wrong. It is not the same! Real leather is so much softer, and slicker and waaaay more expensive, which is an indication of why it is sooo much better. Pairing leather with anything automatically makes you a badass. For example, if you own a leather jacket, then you’re a badass who owns a motorcycle. If you own leather pants, then you’re a badass rockstar. And if you owned an entire leather jumpsuit with a leather whip then you’re one scary and kinda creepy badass sexual deviant. Any which way you look at it, it’s all gold. I don’t think that I need to convince anyone further of the awesomeness that is leather. So be a badass and drape yourself in leatha!
 Oh. My. God. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I totally support the purchase of these fringe booties by….JCrew. I shamefully think that these booties are really cute cause they’re grey and cause they’re fringey-two things that I enjoy. Don’t get me wrong though! I still think JCrew is ridiculous. And I will ridicule any semi-overweight chick in her Tory Burch flats who decides to buy a $4,000.00 paisley cardigan. I mean that’s just common sense! I am still outraged and will forever admonish all who love this evil that is JCrew. However, I am totally bewitched right now by their magic and I totally think these booties are cute. But don’t worry, I have not lost sight of my goal and my hatred for JCrew. I am still all about singlehandedly bringing down this evil. “Down With JCrew!!”–just after I buy these booties.
  
NYC Fashion Week Day 2 did not disappoint in the glamour quotient. Here are some pretty amazing pieces by Venexiana. Not the kind of stuff you’re gonna be seeing at your local prom. They sparkle, they float, they bring you back to a world where pretty people don’t ever sweat or use the bathroom cause they were that cool. Like Audrey Hepburn circa Roman Holiday. We love it.
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champagne and cigarettes. It sounds amazing doesn’t it? Well, it is amazing. So, since we live in the real world and can’t be a part of this fashion utopia, I’m going to try to bring fashion week to you with a couple of amazing dresses by BCBG Max Azria from the first day of NYC Fashion Week. This collection has to be amazing because it’s from the same man who brought you the feared 
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