Herve Leger makes some amazing dresses–mostly because you have to have magic powers in order to shrink your body to wear them. We all want them, but we all fear them. This past weekend I was in Vegas and decided that I would try on an Herve Leger bandage dress because I wanted to feel all Halle Berry. And I have to say, I did not succeed. That is because I was better than Halle Berry! When I put on that shimmery gold one shoulder bandage dress, I felt like Cleopatra in the midst of all who worshipped her and how totally hot she was. It was so incredible to have the power of pretty. Approximately 1 minute after having that moment, my eyes went black cause I can’t really hold my breath for that long. Plus it was all I could do from vomiting from all my stomach contents pushed up to my neck. But oh the feeling. Highly recommend! (But not if you’re fat, cause then you’ll die–for sure).
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