I have always wanted to wear maxi dresses. They’re pretty, flowy, usually floral and at the same time completely roach on me. I don’t know why!! I’m a cute, skinny asian chick that in theory should not only look cute in maxi dresses but in everything. So, I’m always befuddled when I put on a maxi dress thinking that I’m all kinds of greek goddess, when in reality I look like some demented asian mini-me.
My arms look bigger, my legs get shorter and I generally look roach all around. That’s why I’m giving maxi-dresses a huge thumbs down. This is mostly because if maxi dresses are not the roach ones, that means that I am, and we DON’T like that. Thus, maxi dresses, I deem you roach, however, I give you a point for not having to suck in when I wear them.
Hello! James sent me a link to your blog! Maxi dresses are seriously pretty damn ugly. I think they should be worn only if you’re pregnant. Maybe not even then.
It’s the lack of waist on the dress (empire should not count as a waist). Girls blessed with hourglass figures just look fat if they wear clothes with no waist because the eye will think that you are just as big in the waist as you are in the bust. If you’ve got an itty bitty waist, why hide it?