The holidays are coming and we are all feeling the pressure to buy all kinds of cool stuff for the people that we love and the people that we want to suck up to. For all these wonderful people, I have no idea what the perfect present would be. But I do know if one these important people is a woman, what the absolute wrong present would be. And that present would be a boombox bag. It’s a boombox, it’s a bag and it’s probably one of the roachest most wasteful uses of plastic and PVC I have ever seen. Now, I’m not saying that this present is not perfect for everyone. If you’re a 13 year-old girl who wears board shorts and flip flops and still chews Bubble Yum then there is a possibility that a boombox bag is perfect. But, if you’re a 23 year old law student who has a blog about fashion–then a boombox bag as a Christmas gift serves only one purpose: spite. I know this because, when I was 23 I got this boombox bag as a Christmas gift from a person that I had broken up with the week before, that worked quite well in spiting me. What you do not see from the picture is that on the other side of the boombox bag, there were the letters g-e-t-t-o faux spray painted on. Yes, I agree it is not only “getto” but it’s also ghetto. And with that, I release my ghost of Christmas past and wish for better more beautiful bags that do not also double as audio equipment.
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Youre so cool! I dont suppose Ive learn anything like this before. So good to find somebody with some original thoughts on this subject. realy thanks for beginning this up. this website is one thing that’s wanted on the internet, somebody with a little bit originality. helpful job for bringing something new to the internet!
He’s been burnt previously from expensive gifts that were not appreciated. He wasn’t rich. He thought perhaps this one at the time would be different.
He gave you many things, one of them being the boombox bag. It something cute that came from who you were dating, as a symbol of his fun wit, not to mention the song he wrote for you. After all, he was a music producer, and you were supposed to be his fan that adored Reflector..
He the followed it up with what every girl should have – a tiffiny necklace, and braclet from the original tiffany store in NY…
GIVE IT TO ME THEN PLAYSH!! xx
g-e-t-t-o-u-t of my life!
dear, i feel so stupid. for months i was like, “tina’s blog is not working! the site is down! where will i get my fashion fix!” and then finally today i copied and pasted the URL into my browser instead of typing it and i realized that i cannot spell and i was spelling phasionable. akeelah i am not.
Oh dear….did you really get this bag from *I think I know who?*…*shakes head*…….*sigh*…
Poor Dom… you’re never going to let him live this down are you? Hahhahahaa!